church to blame for being fat

11 SURPRISING REASONS WHY YOU ARE FAT

1. You buy your lunch with a credit card.
2. You’re a meat-eater.
3. You eat at church functions.
4. You dine in a group.
5. You drink diet soda.
6. You’re married.
7. You drive everywhere.
8. You wear baggy clothing.
9. You have heavy friends.
10. You don’t drink alcohol.
11. You rarely see the sun.

I need to work on some of that.