church to blame for being fat

11 SURPRISING REASONS WHY YOU ARE FAT

You buy your lunch with a credit card.
You’re a meat-eater.
You eat at church functions.
You dine in a group.
You drink diet soda.
You’re married.
You drive everywhere.
You wear baggy clothing.
You have heavy friends.
You don’t drink alcohol.
You rarely see the sun.

I need to work on some of that.